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  1. #1 What Felony Are You? 
    You Are Stalking



    You tend to be very obsessive. Once you focus your attention on something or someone, it's all you think about.
    You are also very secretive. People don't know much about the life that you lead.

    You are attracted to weak people. You may want to prey on them, but you also may just want to help them.
    You need attention, and you can get desperate if you aren't getting attention from the right person. You'll do about anything to get noticed.

    What Felony Are You?
    I think we all saw this one coming.
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    You Are Blackmail

    You are a good detective. You have dirt on everyone you know.
    And instead of gossiping, you sit on information that may be useful to you someday.

    You love power games. Especially if (and pretty much only if) you have the upper hand.
    You are brilliant and calculating. No one knows what you have in store!
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    You Are Blackmail



    You are a good detective. You have dirt on everyone you know.
    And instead of gossiping, you sit on information that may be useful to you someday.

    You love power games. Especially if (and pretty much only if) you have the upper hand.
    You are brilliant and calculating. No one knows what you have in store!

    What Felony Are You?

    I wouldn't take too much stock in such results of quizzes like this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I think we all saw this one coming.
    Oh, yeah. That's tailor-made for the OCD crowd. Now let me see what mine is.....
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Amazing. I'm a stalker, too. Was it because I said I'd share a jail cell with Robert Downey, Jr.? It's just because he's attractive.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Amazing. I'm a stalker, too. Was it because I said I'd share a jail cell with Robert Downey, Jr.? It's just because he's attractive.
    Liar - you knew he'd share his drugs. :p
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    You Are Arson

    No doubt about it, you have a serious destructive streak. You can't help it!
    Sometimes you just get so frustrated with the world, and you have to let your aggression out

    You have a notoriously bad temper. You are obsessed with getting your revenge.
    You are obviously a pyromaniac, whether you realize it or not. It feels great to watch something burn.


    Dont feel like a fire bug :(

    I chose Paris hilton but also wanted Martha stewart. Bet Martha is a freak in bed :D
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    Who, Moi!?! :D

    You Are Kidnapping

    You love to be in control. You are incredibly dominant.
    A part of you even likes to make people suffer. It's all about power!

    You love to take risks, especially if the potential payoff is huge.
    But you wouldn't be in crime only for the money. You're twisted enough to just enjoy screwing with people.

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    You Are Kidnapping



    You love to be in control. You are incredibly dominant.
    A part of you even likes to make people suffer. It's all about power!

    You love to take risks, especially if the potential payoff is huge.
    But you wouldn't be in crime only for the money. You're twisted enough to just enjoy screwing with people.

    I picked Paris Hilton for a cellmate and this is the thanks I get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Liar - you knew he'd share his drugs. :p
    That's the last person I can think of who would share. :p
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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