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  1. #1 The Porkgasm 
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    Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.

    I have to find this recipe! :D





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    "Porkgasm".... sounds like the catchy new name for myocardial infarction. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Bacon strips, bacon sausage, ham sausage, ham slices, smoked pork sausage and roasted pork belly surrounded by ground sausage shaped into a pig, wrapped in bacon and roasted. Garnished with chili ears and tail.

    I have to find this recipe! :D




    Send the recipe to the Nazi when you find it .She needs a few more pounds of lard to round out her porcine derriere!
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    You should be very glad you don't have to post a picture of yourself, Megi. :p
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    Why not skip the construction and just go with Spam?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Why not skip the construction and just go with Spam?
    He could wrap the whole thing in a kielbasa sausage like a pig constricted by an Anaconda !
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    He could wrap the whole thing in a kielbasa sausage like a pig constricted by an Anaconda !
    You have a real gift for imagery, Moo. :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Why not skip the construction and just go with Spam?
    Of course we can't forget spam,spam spam!

    A loaf of ground Spam cubes with a Velveeta cheese center topped with a layer of hot Velveeta


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    Please, please, tell me you found that picture on a website and that it was not actually concocted in your own home.
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    That would be very nicely accompanied by some baconnaise. :D
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