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    Redneck DUI

    NEWARK, Ohio — Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

    Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

    Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

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    Hee,hee!

    SLW and I saw this story and were thinking of a certain person...:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    Hee,hee!

    SLW and I saw this story and were thinking of a certain person...:D
    I have never owned a motorized bar stool...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    I have never owned a motorized bar stool...
    Me neither and 38mph top speed in that contraption is way too slow for me. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lacarnut View Post
    Me neither and 38mph top speed in that contraption is way too slow for me. :)
    I know what you mean. My last DUI was in a Porsche Boxster. Want to guess what I was pulled over for? I'll give you a hint, I wasn't weaving.;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    I know what you mean. My last DUI was in a Porsche Boxster. Want to guess what I was pulled over for? I'll give you a hint, I wasn't weaving.;)
    I checked my speeding ticket fine that I got in AL on line and they had a schedule of fines for different states. Max. fine in VA for speeding is $3,500 and a year in jail. Radar detectors are banned. Good thing I don't live there.

    I look back on my drinking and driving days and it is a miracle that I am alive. Totaled 6 cars; 4 while drinking. My mom prayed for me every day of her life so I know I have an angel watching after me.
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