Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm..
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Excellent trade, sir."