I wanted to share it here where it will get more attention. I'll move it later.

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm..

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Excellent trade, sir."