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  1. #1 Port St. Lucie woman accused of biting ex-boyfriend to save deviled eggs 
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    PORT ST. LUCIE — A 60-year-old woman accused of biting her ex-boyfriend after he started pilfering one of her deviled eggs is facing a battery charge, according to a police report released Monday.

    The 66-year-old man told investigators that on Saturday he asked his ex-girlfriend, Vanessa L. Holt, if he could eat a deviled egg that she'd made.

    He claimed Holt, of the 2400 block of Southwest Valnera Street, said no because she planned to take them to a party in the afternoon and that "they were arranged on a plate," the report states.

    "He said that he told her that he could rearrange the eggs on the plate after eating one," the report states.

    Holt bit him on the forearm, according to the report, after he took the plate from the refrigerator and started removing a deviled egg.

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    Why yes, port St. Lucie is in Florida. :D
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    You don't fuck with someone's deviled eggs.
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    My mom wouldn't let my dad eat deviled eggs if he was also drinking beer. She said that the combination made him fart all night.
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    Florida again. How shocking. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    My mom wouldn't let my dad eat deviled eggs if he was also drinking beer. She said that the combination made him fart all night.
    It's a good thing that he wasn't into Reingold beer and pickled pigs feet in cabbage with the deviled eggs .When you fart after eating those things the air turns green and dead birds fall from the sky . :D.
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    Jeeze...SLW just slaps me if I try and take something I shouldn't...:eek::D
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    Florida again. How shocking. :D
    Shut up.:mad:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    Shut up.:mad:
    Shannon . . . . that's not you in the first post . . . . is it?????:eek:
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    Shannon . . . . that's not you in the first post . . . . is it?????:eek:
    He wouldn't be around to tell the story if it was me.:p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    He wouldn't be around to tell the story if it was me.:p
    A disciple then? :p
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