"Friend" bites Off Penis. Chews.

[Gingersnap]

Friend bites man's penis off in row

Tuesday, April 7, 2009


Teeth: bitey A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it.

Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend - apparently over borrowing a trailer.

'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,' he said.

Police and medics could find no trace of Marian's missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski - now facing 10 years in jail - may have eaten it.

'If we'd had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on,' said Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital in nearby Trzebnica, where Marian is recovering.

I don't actually have any friends like that.

Metro

[bijou]

I don't actually have any friends like that.

Metro

I have never had a row like that either. I would have liked more detail about how he managed to have his trousers pulled down during an argument.

[megimoo]

I don't actually have any friends like that.

Metro

They do seem a trifle intimate !

[Goldwater]

Oh my...

[JB]

I would have liked more detail about how he managed to have his trousers pulled down during an argument.

You've never been "pantsed"?

[PoliCon]

You've never been "pantsed"?

kinda hard if you actually wear them to fit - or wear a belt.