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    I'm on a diet and am hungry, eat one of these and digest for 2 weeks! :D


    The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

    Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    I'm on a diet and am hungry, eat one of these and digest for 2 weeks! :D


    The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

    Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.

    If you keep on eating foods like that you will be soon dead !The fat/plaque clogged arteries will blood starve your heart !
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    All of these high calorie sandwiches, burgers and other bacon enhanced meals seem to be some type of unconscious backlash to all the eat healthy and lose weight campaigns. This new sandwich surely stands in defiance of free ranged chicken and free ranged pork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    All of these high calorie sandwiches, burgers and other bacon enhanced meals seem to be some type of unconscious backlash to all the eat healthy and lose weight campaigns. This new sandwich surely stands in defiance of free ranged chicken and free ranged pork.
    Some people seem to be able to eat anything and never have any problems with their health.In colonial times people ate lots of pork and baked with pigs lard but the life span was shorter then it is now.As I recall the average lifespan for a man in the seventeenth century was around fifty years !
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    What's with you people? Can't you just eat a regular sandwich? :eek:
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    Ginger, the diet is obviously driving him insane. He's posting dead pig porn all OVER this site.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    What's with you people? Can't you just eat a regular sandwich? :eek:
    It's a 'hungrymans' sandwich,a very hungryman .Man after eating something like that you will need a bigger bathroom vent fan.As an afterthought how about a few hot pickled peppers and a couple of sliced pickled hard boiled eggs in there ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Ginger, the diet is obviously driving him insane. He's posting dead pig porn all OVER this site.
    I'm on a diet too but it isn't doing that to me...:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Ginger, the diet is obviously driving him insane. He's posting dead pig porn all OVER this site.
    You're right, I had a tuna and salad nitemare last nite! :D

    So now i'm craving something like this! :eek:

    Bacon Beeritos

    “Secret meat,” rice, beans, bacon and All-Malt Porter mixed together. Bake with Porter-marinated bacon then wrap in Porter-soaked tortillas and additional Porter-marinated bacon strips. Finally, dip in beer-batter and deep fry.




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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    You're right, I had a tuna and salad nitemare last nite! :D

    So now i'm craving something like this! :eek:

    Bacon Beeritos

    “Secret meat,” ......
    What's the "secret"? Your missing children? :p
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