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    This is a near perfect example of how news should be written for our consumption here in the Lounge. It tells a story, includes snappy dialog, has a "do not want" pic at the link, and specifically names the porn magazine. Also, it verges on TMI. :)

    Man parked outside Fort Pierce Community Center charged with lewd exhibition

    By Keona Gardner (Contact)
    Originally published 04:09 p.m., June 30, 2008
    Updated 04:09 p.m., June 30, 2008

    FORT PIERCE — A 41-year-old man who told police he was just “relaxing” with his pants undone at the Fort Pierce Community Center was arrested and charged Saturday with lewd or lascivious exhibition/masturbation.

    Fort Pierce Police officers saw Nicodeme Petion sitting in the driver’s seat with his pants open, belt unbuckled with a sock over his genital area, according to a police report. Before police contact with Petion, a family with young children walked past his 1994 green Chevy Caprice and the mother looked inside the car and quickly ran over and picked up her child to escort them pass Petion’s vehicle, according to a police report.

    Petion told officers he was “just relaxing in the park” and that his pants were open because he was “hot,” according to a police report.

    Also, officers found a black and red book bag with 11 condoms, a pamphlet on STD awareness, Latina babes pornographic magazine, two white ankle socks and one black sock with possible seminal secretions.

    Also, Petion was cited for driving while his license was suspended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    This is a near perfect example of how news should be written for our consumption here in the Lounge. It tells a story, includes snappy dialog, has a "do not want" pic at the link, and specifically names the porn magazine. Also, it verges on TMI. :)



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    Sounds perfectly normal for California's Bay area or Huntington Beach !With "two white ankle socks and one black sock with possible seminal secretions."He sounds like a serious 'sock's 'fetish guy!

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    "a pamphlet on STD awareness"
    :eek:

    Also, do not want.
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    It happened in Florida too. 10/10 :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    It happened in Florida too. 10/10 :D
    Shaddup, you! :mad:
    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft in Supernatural Horror in Literature
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