GRAND RAPIDS TOWNSHIP -- A marriage counselor who phoned a client and described erotic acts he wished to perform on her will spend one month in jail for maliciously using a phone line.

Larry Sonksen, 63, placed at least four phone calls to the victim and talked lewdly to her, including one conversation about 30 minutes after an individual counseling session in which she talked about sexual fantasies with men other than her husband.

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Missing the point horribly

He may be up for a prize for the worst marriage counsellor ever.