Thread: Bouncy tale of the day!
#1 Bouncy tale of the day!04-23-2009, 06:24 PMnadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Thu Apr-23-09 04:24 PM
So was seating at the dealership today waiting for my car to get serviced
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and CNN was playing in the background
This older gentleman started to get visibly angry at the "lib'rul media and the torture story."\
So he kept ranting on and on and on, over how them lib'ruls would never serve and are damaging the country
So I asked him... anybody in your family CURRENTLY serving?
Yeah, so? Nephew...
You will not mind then if he is captured and water-boarded then. It is not torture, you say.
He got red in the face... "they would not do that, we are the US of A.. even suggesting it..."
Ask your nephew about SERE training and the reasons for it, now answer the damn question... you will not mind it then.
Well, you damn lberals never serve...
Try again buddy, and engaging in torture is not only against US law, but also an ilegal order under the UCMJ.. now ask your nephew next time he comes home on leave, about SERE and why and look him in the eyes and dare to tell him that you will not mind it, if he is waterboarded, beyond training that is... or has his nails removed, or quite frankly is raped... after all that is what we are doing.
The other people in the waiting room started to applaud, a little social shaming I guess.
Then there was this Navy Commander waiting for his car too. The only thing he said was... glad somebody actually gets it...Lets just paint some happy clouds over at the sunshine and lollipop land
04-23-2009, 06:48 PM
Good God, the only thing it got right was the "so"! 0 bongs for you!
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04-23-2009, 08:13 PM
- Join Date
- May 2008
Starts with "So"= 1 bong
Confrontation= 1 bong
Enemy somewhat portrayed as a dumb hillbilly ("lib'rul")= 1/2 bong.
DUmmy wins the confrontation= 1 bong
Other people applaud the DUmmy= 1/2 bong
Total score= 4 bongs.
04-23-2009, 10:27 PM
If I were captured by the Talliban and all that they did was waterborad me, I would be damn happy
04-23-2009, 10:49 PM
Here is another good one I hope I posted it right.rsmith6621 (1000+ posts) Thu Apr-23-09 08:26 PM
Just Popped The Cork On A PUKE At Walmart
Had to go into Walmart my lil red cars wheel covers are shot and Walmart Automotive is the only place around my Mississippi local area that sells 13 inchers.
Anyhow at the register they keep issues of the local paper and USAToday...the person behind me was freely looking through them talking to his wife and said to her...THEM DAMN SOCIALIST DEMONS ARE LOOKING BACKWARDS which wont help us get out of the economic mess we are in today.....I said what are you talking about...he said WATERBOARDING....that is in the past and and it is the future we need to focus on....I asked have you been a conservative for long...25 years he said....I asked during the Clinton administration were you looking forward to the future or backwards to Whitewater and supporting every effort to impeach a President on charges not even related to his service in the office????
He took two deep breaths screamed and called me a socialist and someone who wants to see America ruined....other people heard this from at least 5 check stands on each side....the clerk at the register called a CODE something and security was there in less then a minute and when they asked him to cool down he got louder....the checker was instructed to take me next and security instructed me to leave the store as they detained the man...I was given a card to contact the store in the morning for a statement.
Last edited by FlaGator; 04-24-2009 at 05:59 PM.
04-23-2009, 11:41 PM
Terrorists follow UCMJ ?
Where's the part that says you can cut someone's head off and put it on the internet?
God, these stories are not only bad, unimative but way too long.
And since when can a store arrest people for shouting? And asking for wittness statement?
Before writing something, try doing a little homework.
Last edited by Dan D. Doty; 04-23-2009 at 11:45 PM.CU's Paranormal Expert.
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04-23-2009, 11:53 PM
We need to come up with a really lousy rambling story and use that valley girl slang and see if we can post it there. Might be a good group project.
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