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  1. #1 Just For Kicks. 
    There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig and a chicken. When he got to the table he saw a dry bowl of cereal.

    "What's the deal?" he asks.

    His mom says: "You kicked the cow, so no milk for you; you kicked the pig, so no bacon for you; and you kicked the chicken, so no eggs for you."

    Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicks the cat.


    The boy turns to his mother and says: "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
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