1. Mad Dog “Bear Cat” Knife

With a 5.4 inch carbon-steel blade, this is one of the finest, handmade, all-purpose survival knives around, perfect for butchering animals, taking out looters, and getting a close shave.

2. Monopoly Game

So what if you just lose all your money in the market and your bank just crashed, just buy Boardwalk and Park Place, and you’re rich again. Pounds, dollars, Monopoly money – one day, they’ll all be the same anyway.

3. Seapack Portable Seawater Desalination Unit

You’ll never have to worry about water shortages again when the ocean is yours to drink. As an added bonus, this kit adds a grape flavor to the brine.

4. Larivee D-03 Acoustic Guitar

Not only is a rolling blackout the perfect time to take up that instrument you’ve always wanted, but you can always busk when the chips are down, use the strings as snares to catch small game, and wield the body as a blunt weapon.
While he's obviously not being completely serious, I can imagine a situation where #1 on the list would be used on an owner of #4. If the world is ending I do not want to hear an out of tune version of Blowin' in the Wind and that does seem to be a staple for buskers. :mad: