Ignorant Twit of the Month (May): NANCY PELOSI

Once again, we have a hands-down winner of the coveted Ignorant Twit of the Month Award - - our own Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi! It really was no contest as Speaker Nancy repeatedly performed her blinking-and-twitching routine as the cameras were rolling. Gesticulating like some demented cross between Joe Cocker and Barbie, our Speaker stammered out falsehoods and accusations at a rate far exceeding her considerable past output.

Here is Pelosi’s winning formula for ignorant twittiness:

(1) For starters, call loudly and often for a “Truth Commission” to investigate allegations that Bush Administration officials and lackeys brutally tortured captured terrorists. “Truth Commission,” in this context, being a code phrase for “political inquisition.”

(2) Next, blatantly lie about one’s own knowledge of the alleged torturing. Look, folks, either she was lying, or she is easily the dumbest person elected to Congress since Ed Mezvinsky.

(3) Finally, when the Director of the CIA calls you on your lies, accuse the CIA of lying. Only the most ignorant of twits forgets that CIA types are manic note-takers and record-keepers. It’s what they do, Madam Speaker!

Next thing you know, Stenny Hoyer is at your side during a press conference, ready to jerk you away from the podium if you resume babbling inanely about the vast Bush-CIA-rightwing conspiracy. Quite a sight, considering that the Speaker of the House is two heartbeats away from the Presidency.
http://news-political.com/2009/05/23...-nancy-pelosi/
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Pelosi on Waterboarding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4zK...layer_embedded
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Pelosi: I Stand By My Comment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZRZ5...layer_embedded
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What did Speaker Pelosi know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq2uI...layer_embedded