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  1. #1 California Surgeons. 
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    Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

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    The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

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    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.
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  2. #2 California Surgeons 
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    I just thought I felt a little tremble in California, or maybe that was just the beans I had for dinner...false alarm...
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