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  1. #1 Wrongful death suit names Obama 
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    WASHINGTON -- The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief -- citing pain, suffering and loss of income -- seeks a formal apology and compensatory damages, including an unspecified quantity of shit.

    "Bob was a wonderful husband and provider," said the widow, Mrs. Vivian Vvzzvzwwzzz, wiping tears from her compound eyes. "Even though he was always busy at the Rose Garden turd pile, he always flew home in time to tuck in our maggots."
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    $10 says some TURD at the ACLU is ready to take up the case!
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    bumping because the use of the line an unspecified quantityof shit is priceless....
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    bumping because the use of the line an unspecified quantityof shit is priceless....
    Very creative joke. Sad part is that all the shit from Obama's policies have not hit the fan yet.
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