Thread: You might be a redneck if....
#1 You might be a redneck if....06-23-2009, 04:30 PM
- A full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck. 440
- 2 A woman says she's game, so you shoot her. 110
- 3 After making love you ask your date to roll down the window. 110
- 4 All of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch. 110
- 5 All of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes. 110
- 6 All you want for Christmas is deer pee. 110
- 7 An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall. -101
- 8 Any of your children were conceived under a stop light. 110
- 9 Any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern. 110
- 10 Any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp. 110
- 11 Anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container. 110
- 12 Birds are attracted to your beard. 110
- 13 Both your house and car are on blocks. 110
- 14 Buck Naked Line Dancing isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar. 110
- 15 Chiggers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns. 110
- 16 Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". 330
- 17 During the wedding ceremony the minister said, "Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady? 110
19 Every socket in your house breaks a fire code. 110
20 Everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror.
:Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
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