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  1. #1 You might be a redneck if.... 
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    1. A full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck. 440
    2. 2 A woman says she's game, so you shoot her. 110
    3. 3 After making love you ask your date to roll down the window. 110
    4. 4 All of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch. 110
    5. 5 All of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes. 110
    6. 6 All you want for Christmas is deer pee. 110
    7. 7 An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall. -101
    8. 8 Any of your children were conceived under a stop light. 110
    9. 9 Any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern. 110
    10. 10 Any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp. 110
    11. 11 Anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container. 110
    12. 12 Birds are attracted to your beard. 110
    13. 13 Both your house and car are on blocks. 110
    14. 14 Buck Naked Line Dancing isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar. 110
    15. 15 Chiggers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns. 110
    16. 16 Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". 330
    17. 17 During the wedding ceremony the minister said, "Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady? 110
    18 During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. 110
    19 Every socket in your house breaks a fire code. 110
    20 Everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    1. A full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck. 440
    2. 2 A woman says she's game, so you shoot her. 110
    3. 3 After making love you ask your date to roll down the window. 110
    4. 4 All of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch. 110
    5. 5 All of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes. 110
    6. 6 All you want for Christmas is deer pee. 110
    7. 7 An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall. -101
    8. 8 Any of your children were conceived under a stop light. 110
    9. 9 Any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern. 110
    10. 10 Any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp. 110
    11. 11 Anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container. 110
    12. 12 Birds are attracted to your beard. 110
    13. 13 Both your house and car are on blocks. 110
    14. 14 Buck Naked Line Dancing isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar. 110
    15. 15 Chiggers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns. 110
    16. 16 Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". 330
    17. 17 During the wedding ceremony the minister said, "Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady? 110
    18 During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. 110
    19 Every socket in your house breaks a fire code. 110
    20 Everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror.
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