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  1. #1 Stuff White People Like 
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    This is a site making fun of the Lefty Elite. It skewers expensive bottled water and coffee, Prius Drivers and Obama supporters.

    It's funny and well written.

    Example: White People like Being Offended.

    To be offended is usually a rather unpleasant experience, one that can expose a person to intolerance, cultural misunderstandings, and even evoke the scars of the past. This is such an unpleasant experience that many people develop a thick skin and try to only be offended in the most egregious and awful situations. In many circumstances, they can allow smaller offenses to slip by as fighting them is a waste of time and energy. But white people, blessed with both time and energy, are not these kind of people. In fact there are few things white people love more than being offended.

    Naturally, white people do not get offended by statements directed at white people. In fact, they don’t even have a problem making offensive statements about other white people (ask a white person about “flyover states”). As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.

    It is also valuable to know that white people spend a significant portion of their time preparing for the moment when they will be offended. They read magazines, books, and watch documentaries all in hopes that one day they will encounter a person who will say something offensive. When this happens, they can leap into action with quotes, statistics, and historical examples. Once they have finished lecturing another white person about how it’s wrong to use the term “black” instead of “African-American,” they can sit back and relax in the knowledge that they have made a difference.

    White people also get excited at the opportunity to be offended at things that are sexist and/or homophobic. Both cases offering ample opportunities for lectures, complaints, graduate classes, lengthy discussions and workshops. All of which do an excellent job of raising awareness among white people who hope to change their status from “not racist” to “super not racist.”

    Another thing worth noting is that the threshold for being offended is a very important tool for judging and ranking white people. Missing an opportunity to be outraged is like missing a reference to Derrida-it’s social death.

    If you ever need to make a white person feel indebted to you, wait for them to mention a book, film, or television show that features a character who is the same race as you, then say “the representation of <insert race> was offensive and if you can’t see that, well, you need to do some soul searching.” After they return from their hastily booked trip to land of your ancestors, they will be desperate to make it up to you. At this point, it is acceptable to ask them to help you paint your house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    This is a site making fun of the Lefty Elite. It skewers expensive bottled water and coffee, Prius Drivers and Obama supporters.

    It's funny and well written.

    Example: White People like Being Offended.



    Link to site:

    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

    Full List of Stuff White People Like
    "I never even realized I like this stuff ?"

    "These critters think all whites are Liberals !

    #103 Sweaters
    #102 Children's Games as Adults
    #101 Being Offended
    #100 Bumper Stickers
    #99 Grammar
    #98 The Ivy League
    #97 Scarves
    #96 New Balance Shoes
    #95 Rugby
    #94 Free Healthcare
    #93 Music Piracy
    #92 Book Deals
    #91 San Francisco
    #90 Dinner Parties
    #89 St. Patrick's Day
    #88 Having Gay Friends
    #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
    #86 Shorts
    #85 The Wire
    #84 T-Shirts
    #83 Bad Memories of High School
    #82 Hating Corporations
    #81 Graduate School

    #80 The Idea of Soccer
    #79 Modern Furniture
    #78 Multilingual Children
    #77 Musical Comedy
    #76 Bottles of Water
    #75 Threatening to Move to Canada
    #74 Oscar Parties
    #73 Gentrification
    #72 Study Abroad
    #71 Being the only white person around
    #70 Difficult Breakups
    #69 Mos Def
    #68 Michel Gondry
    #67 Standing Still at Concerts
    #66 Divorce
    #65 Co-Ed Sports
    #64 Recycling
    #63 Expensive Sandwiches
    #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
    #61 Bicycles
    #60 Toyota Prius
    #59 Natural Medicine
    #58 Japan
    #57 Juno
    #56 Lawyers
    #55 Apologies
    #54 Kitchen Gadgets
    #53 Dogs
    #52 Sarah Silverman
    #51 Living by the Water
    #50 Irony
    #49 Vintage
    #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
    #47 Arts Degrees
    #46 The Sunday New York Times /Heh,Not likely! !!
    #45 Asian Fusion Food
    #44 Public Radio
    #43 Plays
    #42 Sushi
    #41 Indie Music
    #40 Apple Products
    #39 Netflix
    #38 Arrested Development
    #37 Renovations
    #36 Breakfast Places
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report /Horse Puckey's !
    #34 Architecture
    #33 Marijuana /Are they talking about white liberals here ?
    #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
    #31 Snowboarding
    #30 Wrigley Field
    #29 80s Night
    #28 Not having a TV
    #27 Marathons
    #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
    #25 David Sedaris
    #24 Wine
    #23 Microbreweries
    #22 Having Two Last Names
    #21 Writers Workshops
    #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
    #19 Traveling
    #18 Awareness
    #17 Hating their Parents
    #16 Gifted Children
    #15 Yoga
    #14 Having Black Friends
    #13 Tea
    #12 Non-Profit Organizations
    #11 Asian Girls
    #10 Wes Anderson Movies
    #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
    #8 Barack Obama /Yeh Right !
    #7 Diversity
    #6 Organic Food
    #5 Farmer’s Markets
    #4 Assists
    #3 Film Festivals
    #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
    #1 Coffee

    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full...e-people-like/
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post

    Full List of Stuff White People Like
    "I never even realized I like this stuff ?"

    "These critters think all whites are Liberals !

    #103 Sweaters
    #102 Children's Games as Adults
    #101 Being Offended
    #100 Bumper Stickers
    #99 Grammar
    #98 The Ivy League
    #97 Scarves
    #96 New Balance Shoes
    #95 Rugby
    #94 Free Healthcare
    #93 Music Piracy
    #92 Book Deals
    #91 San Francisco
    #90 Dinner Parties
    #89 St. Patrick's Day
    #88 Having Gay Friends
    #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
    #86 Shorts
    #85 The Wire
    #84 T-Shirts
    #83 Bad Memories of High School
    #82 Hating Corporations
    #81 Graduate School

    #80 The Idea of Soccer
    #79 Modern Furniture
    #78 Multilingual Children
    #77 Musical Comedy
    #76 Bottles of Water
    #75 Threatening to Move to Canada
    #74 Oscar Parties
    #73 Gentrification
    #72 Study Abroad
    #71 Being the only white person around
    #70 Difficult Breakups
    #69 Mos Def
    #68 Michel Gondry
    #67 Standing Still at Concerts
    #66 Divorce
    #65 Co-Ed Sports
    #64 Recycling
    #63 Expensive Sandwiches
    #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
    #61 Bicycles
    #60 Toyota Prius
    #59 Natural Medicine
    #58 Japan
    #57 Juno
    #56 Lawyers
    #55 Apologies
    #54 Kitchen Gadgets
    #53 Dogs
    #52 Sarah Silverman
    #51 Living by the Water
    #50 Irony
    #49 Vintage
    #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
    #47 Arts Degrees
    #46 The Sunday New York Times /Heh,Not likely! !!
    #45 Asian Fusion Food
    #44 Public Radio
    #43 Plays
    #42 Sushi
    #41 Indie Music
    #40 Apple Products
    #39 Netflix
    #38 Arrested Development
    #37 Renovations
    #36 Breakfast Places
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report /Horse Puckey's !
    #34 Architecture
    #33 Marijuana /Are they talking about white liberals here ?
    #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
    #31 Snowboarding
    #30 Wrigley Field
    #29 80s Night
    #28 Not having a TV
    #27 Marathons
    #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
    #25 David Sedaris
    #24 Wine
    #23 Microbreweries
    #22 Having Two Last Names
    #21 Writers Workshops
    #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
    #19 Traveling
    #18 Awareness
    #17 Hating their Parents
    #16 Gifted Children
    #15 Yoga
    #14 Having Black Friends
    #13 Tea
    #12 Non-Profit Organizations
    #11 Asian Girls
    #10 Wes Anderson Movies
    #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
    #8 Barack Obama /Yeh Right !
    #7 Diversity
    #6 Organic Food
    #5 Farmer’s Markets
    #4 Assists
    #3 Film Festivals
    #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
    #1 Coffee

    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full...e-people-like/
    Shoot...all these years, I thought I was white!! :( Now I don't know what I am!?!?!?!?





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    In actual dollars, President Obama’s $4.4 trillion in deficit spending in just three years is 37 percent higher than the previous record of $3.2 trillion (held by President George W. Bush) in deficit spending for an entire presidency. It’s no small feat to demolish an 8-year record in just 3 years.

    Under Obama’s own projections, interest payments on the debt are on course to triple from 2010 (his first budgetary year) to 2018, climbing from $196 billion to $685 billion annually.
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    LOL.

    Dang, I'm ....I'm.....white!

    There. I'm out of the closet. Whew. :D

    It's more his take on the hyper sensitive self absorbed politically correct tribe that makes me laugh.

    I thought I liked coffee, you know, just coffee, until I encountered my first grind-it-yourself-organic-free- trade-beans-make-it-in-a-French-Press-with-bottled-water-just-off-the-boil individual.

    It gave me a headache.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    LOL.

    Dang, I'm ....I'm.....white!

    There. I'm out of the closet. Whew. :D

    It's more his take on the hyper sensitive self absorbed politically correct tribe that makes me laugh.

    I thought I liked coffee, you know, just coffee, until I encountered my first grind-it-yourself-organic-free- trade-beans-make-it-in-a-French-Press-with-bottled-water-just-off-the-boil individual.

    It gave me a headache.
    You're nothing but a plain old white American and you should be ashamed of yourself !
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    You're nothing but a plain old white American and you should be ashamed of yourself !
    It was the sweaters, wasn't it? :o
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    You're nothing but a plain old white American and you should be ashamed of yourself !
    :o I'm ashamed. I guess I'm not a plain old white American. I only liked 8 things on that list and I don't even like coffee (plain coffee or the fancy stuff). :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    :o I'm ashamed. I guess I'm not a plain old white American. I only liked 8 things on that list and I don't even like coffee (plain coffee or the fancy stuff). :eek:
    Only 8 Things!!!!:eek::D

    I's sure they were the best 8 things on the whole list. Would you like to share? :
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Full List of Stuff White People Like
    "I never even realized I like this stuff ?"
    "These critters think all whites are Liberals !

    #103 Sweaters
    #102 Children's Games as Adults
    #101 Being Offended
    #100 Bumper Stickers
    #99 Grammar
    #98 The Ivy League
    #97 Scarves
    #96 New Balance Shoes
    #95 Rugby
    #94 Free Healthcare
    #93 Music Piracy
    #92 Book Deals
    #91 San Francisco
    #90 Dinner Parties
    #89 St. Patrick's Day
    #88 Having Gay Friends
    #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
    #86 Shorts
    #85 The Wire
    #84 T-Shirts
    #83 Bad Memories of High School
    #82 Hating Corporations
    #81 Graduate School

    #80 The Idea of Soccer
    #79 Modern Furniture
    #78 Multilingual Children
    #77 Musical Comedy
    #76 Bottles of Water
    #75 Threatening to Move to Canada
    #74 Oscar Parties
    #73 Gentrification
    #72 Study Abroad
    #71 Being the only white person around
    #70 Difficult Breakups
    #69 Mos Def
    #68 Michel Gondry
    #67 Standing Still at Concerts
    #66 Divorce
    #65 Co-Ed Sports
    #64 Recycling
    #63 Expensive Sandwiches
    #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
    #61 Bicycles
    #60 Toyota Prius
    #59 Natural Medicine
    #58 Japan
    #57 Juno
    #56 Lawyers
    #55 Apologies
    #54 Kitchen Gadgets
    #53 Dogs
    #52 Sarah Silverman
    #51 Living by the Water
    #50 Irony
    #49 Vintage
    #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
    #47 Arts Degrees
    #46 The Sunday New York Times /Heh,Not likely! !!
    #45 Asian Fusion Food
    #44 Public Radio
    #43 Plays
    #42 Sushi
    #41 Indie Music
    #40 Apple Products
    #39 Netflix
    #38 Arrested Development
    #37 Renovations
    #36 Breakfast Places
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report /Horse Puckey's !
    #34 Architecture
    #33 Marijuana /Are they talking about white liberals here ?
    #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
    #31 Snowboarding
    #30 Wrigley Field
    #29 80s Night
    #28 Not having a TV
    #27 Marathons
    #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
    #25 David Sedaris
    #24 Wine
    #23 Microbreweries
    #22 Having Two Last Names
    #21 Writers Workshops
    #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
    #19 Traveling
    #18 Awareness
    #17 Hating their Parents
    #16 Gifted Children
    #15 Yoga
    #14 Having Black Friends
    #13 Tea
    #12 Non-Profit Organizations
    #11 Asian Girls
    #10 Wes Anderson Movies
    #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
    #8 Barack Obama /Yeh Right !
    #7 Diversity
    #6 Organic Food
    #5 Farmer’s Markets
    #4 Assists
    #3 Film Festivals
    #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to
    #1 Coffee

    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full...e-people-like/
    For BubbaDawg. Actually, I liked, there are 9 things I like on the list. :D
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    I think I'm more eggshell than white. I'll try a little harder to be more white. Maybe I'll try line dancing next.:D
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