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  1. #1 Pure fiction. 
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    Pure fiction.

    rsmith6621 (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-24-09 08:38 PM
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    No Worry's DU....Im Back....Im Ok....

    I'm not sure if my wife came on the boards here within the last couple of hours to see if she could figure out where I went.

    See......I went to take the garbage out and as I was walking past the car and remembered that I needed to put some gas in it...I left and went to the gas station and put $10.00 in the tank and on my way back home I then remembered I needed to pick up some soup for my lunch tomorrow so I went in and bought it and then stopped along the road to watch aircraft landing at the airport and then returned home.....all in all I was gone two hours.

    My wife asked where I went so I reassured her I went where I said I went and I did not over eat the cheese and ham samples at the DELI and I did not flirt wit the cashier nor did I lust after models on the covers at the magazine stand...

    Things seem ok my pillows are still on the bed....

    Thanks for your concerns......
    Somebody notice me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 11111111111111111111111111111111

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    Senior Member hoplophobe's Avatar
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    I think he is trying to rip on Gov. Mark Sanford...and doing it poorly.
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    Super Moderator BadCat's Avatar
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    In your dreams
    I did not flirt wit the cashier nor did I lust after models on the covers at the magazine stand
    Because you're a faggot. (I'm assuming the cashier was of the opposite sex).

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