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  1. #1 Cops: Prostitute, Frito-Lay worker agreed on exchange of oral treats 
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    "Even Old Slick Willie Wouldn't 'hit' that one'!"

    The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex.

    According to the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, john Faron Johnson told cops that he informed Smith that he did not have any money, but that she "agreed to give him a 'blow job' meaning oral sex, for a box of chips." Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee, provided Smith with a case of chips he valued at $30.

    Following her February arrest, Smith, pictured in the mug shot at right, told police that she had a few prior prostitution busts. At her sentencing last week, Smith was ordered to pay a $1142 fine .Man that was expensive Clinton style non sex !


    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...091chips1.html
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    Poli just buy her a bag of chips for christ sake. :D
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    Coming from a former vendor(I used to deliver bread) this happens more than you know(no, not me).
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    Wonder if the Frito Lay worker got a nickname ot of all this....:D
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Chips for lips.
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    You can't eat just one.
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    Dick-tator!
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    Wow, she's pretty affordable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stsinner View Post
    Wow, she's pretty affordable.
    Take a look at her. One bag should have been enough !
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    30.00 thats 10.00 per minute!
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