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  1. #1 Garfield on the oil crisis 
    HR Corporate Scum patriot45's Avatar
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    I got this e-mail from my mom, since there is no humor forum I will put it here.




    A lot of folks can't understand how we came
    to have an oil shortage here in our country.
    ~~~
    Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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    We just didn't know we were getting low.
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    The reason for that is purely geographical .
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    Our OIL is located in
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    ALASKA
    ~~~
    California
    ~~~
    Coastal Florida
    ~~~
    Coastal Louisiana
    ~~~
    Kansas
    ~~~
    Oklahoma
    ~~~
    Pennsylvania
    and
    Texas
    ~~~
    Our
    DIPSTICKS
    are located in Washington, DC !!!

    Any Questions ???
    NO? I didn't Think So.

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
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    Too funny....

    and too true. :mad:
    "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." author Will Rogers
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