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#1 Garfield on the oil crisis
07-07-2008, 10:39 AM
I got this e-mail from my mom, since there is no humor forum I will put it here.
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical .
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in Washington, DC !!!
Any Questions ???
NO? I didn't Think So.
:Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
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07-07-2008, 11:36 AM
Too funny....
and too true. :mad:"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." author Will Rogers
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