Bra Faith

[PoliCon]

A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'


Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple:

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

[stsinner]

And then there's the Wonder Bra-it makes you wonder where her boobs went when she takes it off... I call it false advertising.

[Bubba Dawg]

And then there's the Wonder Bra-it makes you wonder where her boobs when when she takes it off... I call it false advertising.

Bull-oney. When the bra's off you'll do the right thing and then complain about it later. You surf the wave you can catch and the paddle out for a bigger one. :p

[PoliCon]

I happen to prefer wonder bra tits. They don't get all nasty and sag nearly as much or as fast as the big ones do. I mean a nipple is supposed to face forward - not downward!

[stsinner]

I happen to prefer wonder bra tits. They don't get all nasty and sag nearly as much or as fast as the big ones do. I mean a nipple is supposed to face forward - not downward!

I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one.. I like a boom to be massive and point the way to a woman's feet.. A boob can't ever be too large! I like the big saggers with the dinner-plate size areolas...

But I have to admire from afar because I didn't marry into boobs... ...and I'm not supposed to covet! I'm screwed.

[PoliCon]

I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one.. I like a boom to be massive and point the way to a woman's feet.. A boob can't ever be too large! I like the big saggers with the dinner-plate size areolas...

But I have to admire from afar because I didn't marry into boobs... ...and I'm not supposed to covet! I'm screwed.

that is just plain NASTY! You can have Juggie McJugs and I'll take Megan Fox or Milla Jovovich or gwen stefani or more importantly and even better - Mrs. Policon

[Lars1701a]

that is just plain NASTY! You can have Juggie McJugs and I'll take Megan Fox or Milla Jovovich or gwen stefani or more importantly and even better - Mrs. Policon

She was standing behind you when you wrote that?

[PoliCon]

She was standing behind you when you wrote that?

I plead the 5th

[Rockntractor]

You do know the woman are reading this and are getting ready to post something to make us all feel inadequate don't you?

[PoliCon]

You do know the woman are reading this and are getting ready to post something to make us all feel inadequate don't you?

Speak for yourself.




and of course lars.