If I could just find a way to get a cold Coors and some of my girl's Teriyaki Chicken I'd be all set!
General Order 1A's a real pain sometimes. We used to get health and welfare inspections in our hooches on a monthly basis, complete with MP canine teams. Since nobody had any alcohol, but we did have our own satellite internet hookup, we concluded that these were specially-trained porn-sniffing dogs. :D