Thread: Bra Faith
#1 Bra Faith07-05-2009, 03:47 AM
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple:
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
07-05-2009, 11:36 AM
And then there's the Wonder Bra-it makes you wonder where her boobs went when she takes it off... I call it false advertising.
Last edited by stsinner; 07-05-2009 at 02:32 PM.Obama-if you're being run out of town, get out in front and pretend that it's a parade!!!
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07-05-2009, 09:59 PM
I happen to prefer wonder bra tits. They don't get all nasty and sag nearly as much or as fast as the big ones do. I mean a nipple is supposed to face forward - not downward!Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
07-05-2009, 10:24 PM
But I have to admire from afar because I didn't marry into boobs... ...and I'm not supposed to covet! I'm screwed.Obama-if you're being run out of town, get out in front and pretend that it's a parade!!!
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07-05-2009, 10:40 PM
You do know the woman are reading this and are getting ready to post something to make us all feel inadequate don't you?
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