Im sorry, but I can feel their pain. What man hasnt walked down the street and seen a huge flock of pigeons and hasnt thought to himself "Those fucking birds are going to try to steal my penis", then ran in the opposite direction.
birds are crafts and plot evil when you arent looking.
Listen, most pigeons are just scratching out a living by dumping on statues around here. I wouldn't worry at all...unless you run up a white spiritual pigeon. You gotta watch them. They have a mean streak.