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    Lindsay: Sam and I are in love

    Published: 07 Jul 2008

    LINDSAY LOHAN has confirmed her gay relationship with DJ SAMANTHA RONSON is the real deal.

    The couple have become inseparable since the turn of the year but have never gone on record to say they are an item - until now.

    Speaking at her 22nd birthday celebrations, Li-Lo lavished praise on her special someone.

    Lindsay said: "I just wanna live a happy healthy year, continue on the path that I've been on and be with the person I care about. And my family."

    Samantha has since posted the above picture of the couple kissing on her MySpace page.
    Why doesn't she just get a billboard that says, "I don't Want To Work In Hollywood Anymore!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Why doesn't she just get a billboard that says, "I don't Want To Work In Hollywood Anymore!"

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    Cause her Mommy still wants to! What a trainwreck.
    This is bigger than presidential politics. This is a battle for America.
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    I'm so out of the loop. I didn't even know there was speculation that she was gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    I'm so out of the loop. I didn't even know there was speculation that she was gay.
    Oh, please. She's been sucking face with her skinny, boyish girlfriend ever since she got out of rehab. I predict the entire affair will end with a knife fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Oh, please. She's been sucking face with her skinny, boyish girlfriend ever since she got out of rehab. I predict the entire affair will end with a knife fight.
    Once can only hope. :D
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    Do. Not. Want.

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    It's not a good time to make life altering decisions about relationships or orientation right after rehab.
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    Another attention whore:

    Drummer: 'I Turned Lindsay Lohan Off Men'

    By Adam Nutburn, July 8 2008
    McFly drummer Harry Judd reckons it was him who turned Lindsay Lohan into a lesbian.

    The 22-year-old musician -- who was rumored to have had a fling with the 'Mean Girls' star after they appeared together in the 2006 film 'Just My Luck' -- says it was him that put Lindsay off guys.

    Harry admits he hasn't heard from the star recently, and of Lohan's lesbian relationship with her openly gay gal pal Samantha Ronson he said, "I must have put her off guys.

    "Whatever she gets up to is her own business."
    This is bigger than presidential politics. This is a battle for America.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biccat View Post
    Do. Not. Want.

    looks like every other meth snorting dyke I have ever seen.
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biccat View Post
    Do. Not. Want.

    No makeup: check.

    Ratty t-shirt: check.

    Hair and eyebrows completely different colors: check.

    Permanent pissed-off visage: check.

    Houston, we have a dyke.
    OPEACHMENT NOW!!!

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    "I was... ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks."
    --RagingInMiami achieving the DUmp's highest level of nirvana
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