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    Quote Originally Posted by LibraryLady View Post
    Another attention whore:

    Drummer: 'I Turned Lindsay Lohan Off Men'

    By Adam Nutburn, July 8 2008
    Probably not something to be proud of. It actually brusies your ego.

    I had a girlfriend when I was a junior in high school. She was on the softball team and I was on the baseball team. I was thinking about her a couple of months ago and decided to look her up and see what she's up to. I found her myspace page with her "life partner" and her Lesbian links. It expalins SOOOOO much now about our relationship.

    My wife thinks its funny as hell and said it was probably the sex that turned her toward chicks, cause she "can relate"

    She's mean to me.. :(
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    okay, that is one butt ugly woman...
    if you are having sex with a butt ugly woman who looks like an ugly man, are you really a lesbian and if you fall over on Hollywood Blvd will anyone hear you?
    I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkalot View Post
    okay, that is one butt ugly woman...
    if you are having sex with a butt ugly woman who looks like an ugly man, are you really a lesbian and if you fall over on Hollywood Blvd will anyone hear you?
    Sure, if the paparazzi are around. Ask Paris. :D
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    what I cant wrap my mind around is how they have sex. Naturaly, without the plastic add on stuff.....

    Do they scissor each other?
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    what I cant wrap my mind around is how they have sex. Naturaly, without the plastic add on stuff.....

    Do they scissor each other?
    Zaf, they have books detailing this. Also, video. Let's all pretend that LiLo made 'Mean Girls' and retired to Tibet. :D
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    Ugh...

    Ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Zaf, they have books detailing this. Also, video. Let's all pretend that LiLo made 'Mean Girls' and retired to Tibet. :D
    umm ok.

    Just picturing the whole scissor thing is cracking me up right now.
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    Probably not something to be proud of. It actually brusies your ego.

    I had a girlfriend when I was a junior in high school. She was on the softball team and I was on the baseball team. I was thinking about her a couple of months ago and decided to look her up and see what she's up to. I found her myspace page with her "life partner" and her Lesbian links. It expalins SOOOOO much now about our relationship.

    My wife thinks its funny as hell and said it was probably the sex that turned her toward chicks, cause she "can relate"

    She's mean to me.. :(
    thats gonna leave a mark
    I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafod View Post
    what I cant wrap my mind around is how they have sex. Naturaly, without the plastic add on stuff.....

    Do they scissor each other?
    Don't even think about it ,If you really want to barf think about Rosie in the sack with her Honey !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    She's mean to me.. :(
    Damn, she is mean....

    Don't get mad, get even. Next time the two of you go out shopping, do this:

    Step 0: Think of something clever to say that will get you off the hook when she figures it all out.
    Step 1: Go to the cosmetics counter, find the tester makeup samples, preferably lipsticks
    Step 2: Put a different color on each finger.
    Step 3: While shopping, find excuses to touch her face, even if it's "Hey, you've got something under your eye." or "Awwww. You're so cute [while giving her chexek a little pinch]."
    Step 4: Pray to the almighty that you can keep a poker face while other people stare in amazement at Sacajawea, in all her war painted glory, saunters passed them.
    Step 5: When she figures it out, say previously prepared statement in a manner that keeps you from getting slapped around too much.


    As for Lindsay being a lesbo...who cares? I don't care who she chooses to spend time with or how she spends that time. She's just not important enough to me for me to actually care. However, for the love of all that is holy Hollywood.....STOP TELLING ME ABOUT IT AND SHOW ME SOMETHING ENTERTAINING! That's all I have to say about it.

    Seriously, if Hollywood isn't offering up a sex tape of these two getting it on, than no one cares. So until the sex tape comes out, find something better to do K? Thx Bai.
    Last edited by John; 07-09-2008 at 06:28 AM.
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