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  1. #1 Us Rednecks are smarter than y'all think. 
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    A redneck was stopped by a game warden in the Piedmont area of
    North Carolina recently with two ice chests full of fish.
    He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

    The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
    'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses.
    You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

    'Pet fish?'

    'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

    'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

    The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

    'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

    The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

    'Well, what?,' says the redneck.

    The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

    'Call who back?'

    'The FISH,' replied the warden!

    'What fish?,' replied the redneck.



    Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
    You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Lol! :d
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post

    Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
    You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north
    That is frigging great!:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    A redneck was stopped by a game warden in the Piedmont area of
    North Carolina recently with two ice chests full of fish.
    He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

    The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
    'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses.
    You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

    'Pet fish?'

    'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

    'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

    The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

    'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

    The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

    'Well, what?,' says the redneck.

    The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

    'Call who back?'

    'The FISH,' replied the warden!

    'What fish?,' replied the redneck.



    Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
    You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north
    Don't sell us country boys short. We are MUCH smarter than the city slickers.
    I long for the days when our President actually liked our country.
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