All Private Guns Will Be Confiscated By September 2009, US Tells Russia

**Rockntractor** · 07-22-2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by linda22003

Be grateful it's a site. Usually Megi gets those communications directly in the probe the space aliens put into his.... um.... brain.

Where do they put this probe? I have had mild headaches lately. Maybe it won't be drones. They will summon us and we will bring them in voluntarily. I must lock them up and throw away the key so I can't hand them in!

**linda22003** · 07-22-2009, 10:07 AM

Sometimes the probes can cause headaches. Sometimes, as Cartman discovered, they're put elsewhere.

**Gingersnap** · 07-22-2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Rockntractor

Where do they put this probe? I have had mild headaches lately. Maybe it won't be drones. They will summon us and we will bring them in voluntarily. I must lock them up and throw away the key so I can't hand them in!

Dude! Send them to me. Everybody knows that redheads are immune to space alien influence (and we're naturally talented shooters, to boot). I'll keep your firearms safe until the crisis is past and then send them back you.

Assuming you're still human, of course. :p

**Rockntractor** · 07-22-2009, 10:09 AM

**Rockntractor** · 07-22-2009, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Gingersnap

Dude! Send them to me. Everybody knows that redheads are immune to space alien influence (and we're naturally talented shooters, to boot). I'll keep your firearms safe until the crisis is past and then send them back you.

Assuming you're still human, of course. :p

That storm may have been a cleverly devised diversion. You may have been replaced by a hot red headed droid. How do we know it's really you. Hmmmm!

**PoliCon** · 07-22-2009, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by linda22003

Be grateful it's a site. Usually Megi gets those communications directly in the probe the space aliens put into his.... um.... brain.

:eek: ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo so that explains it! But how did they manage to get access? It's usually so firmly implanted in his own ass and all ;)

**linda22003** · 07-22-2009, 10:15 AM

Okay, I guess we have consensus here. We have tiny doubts about the veracity of Megi's story.

**PoliCon** · 07-22-2009, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by linda22003

Okay, I guess we have consensus here. We have tiny doubts about the veracity of Megi's story.

well I was willing to shed my disbelief - but when I was reading and clicking on links and all the best links were dead or non-existent . . . well I started to have doubts . . . .;)