Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Mon Jul-27-09 12:46 AM
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I heard a conversation today in an alternate universe.
I was at a nice restaurant in a rural area today (Sunday) at brunch.

A group of about six people were at the next table talking, when I sat down.

This is what I heard:

"But Obama smokes. Is he gonna have to pay more?"
"How old is he?" "Forty-two" {wrong}
"You have to be thirty-six to be President" {wrong}
"He won't read the bill"
"They're jammin' it through, and they won't read it"
"It's SO SCARY!"
"They spend our money so wisely" (sarcasm)
"It's SO SCARY!"
"It doesn't matter anyway."
"The world's gonna end next year."
"So-and-so (some preacher) sez prophecy....blah blah blah"
"Rapture....blah blah blah."

This was probably almost as fun as dropping acid!! I wasn't drunk. It was entertaining and horrifying at the same time.

Not the best bouncy. It doesn't even start with "so". But it does get points for mentioning the Rapture!:D