Scenario: BadCat sees Satinica breaking into a house. Calls police.
911 "Dispatcher": Is he black, white or hispanic?
BadCat: Damn. Uhm...it's a hairy guy with a receding hairline, looks like he's been hit in the head with something very large, kinda cockeyed, I think he may be retarded or something.
911 "Dispatcher": Sir, is he black, white or hispanic?
BadCat: Do you have a category for "wigger"?