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  1. #1 My mother gave birth to a worthless piece of crap! 
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    SunDrop23 (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-01-09 09:26 PM
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    I think I was adopted...
    although i am purportedly the first born, i think i was actually adopted.
    consider the traits of my father, mother, and brother.

    1. they still think saddam hussein had something to do with 9/11.
    2. they think president obama is not an american citizen and a muslim.
    3. they adore sarah palin and think she is the model mother.
    4. they are all for a limbaugh-palin or hannity-palin or limbaugh-hannity gop ticket in 2012.
    5. all gays are going to hell, muslims too.
    6. abortion is murder even in cases where the mother's health is in jeopardy.

    what do you think holidays are like...especially when my 9 year old suggests "we pray for president obama and the leaders of our country..."?
    Had they known the future they might have cheated on # 6
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    Either he was adopted, or his family hates him... Sadly, the only two outcomes...
    Obama-if you're being run out of town, get out in front and pretend that it's a parade!!!
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    There is a 3rd option,

    He is adopted AND his family hates him.

    All in all a sad case.
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    This is a case for retroactive abortion. :D

    There is a 3rd option,

    He is adopted AND his family hates him.

    All in all a sad case.
    Or, he is just a lazy piece of shiate that doesn't want a job, resposibility or money.
    Last edited by Teetop; 08-02-2009 at 12:47 AM. Reason: further thoughts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teetop View Post
    This is a case for retroactive abortion. :D



    Or, he is just a lazy piece of shiate that doesn't want a job, resposibility or money.
    See, there are even MORE options :D
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    Sounds like the 9 year old has more sense than any of them.

    I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teetop View Post
    This is a case for retroactive abortion. :D
    That's a good one-retroactive abortion..
    Obama-if you're being run out of town, get out in front and pretend that it's a parade!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    Sounds like the 9 year old has more sense than any of them.
    And his parents gave him some christian training. Hopefully when he grows up he can sort through it all and make the right decisions!
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    sounds like the entire family has Problems. Both sides are so driven by faux partisanship that they fail to relise that the Unity Party is using them all to demolish what little remains of the Founder's America.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PALEOCON View Post
    sounds like the entire family has Problems. Both sides are so driven by faux partisanship that they fail to relise that the Unity Party is using them all to demolish what little remains of the Founder's America.
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    In actual dollars, President Obama’s $4.4 trillion in deficit spending in just three years is 37 percent higher than the previous record of $3.2 trillion (held by President George W. Bush) in deficit spending for an entire presidency. It’s no small feat to demolish an 8-year record in just 3 years.

    Under Obama’s own projections, interest payments on the debt are on course to triple from 2010 (his first budgetary year) to 2018, climbing from $196 billion to $685 billion annually.
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