Raising Baby Bubba

[Rockntractor]

It is probably a good thing I didn't have kids! I would have been mean.

[Shannon]

It is probably a good thing I didn't have kids! I would have been mean.

You can't raise decent kids without being "mean". Just don't ask me about wire hangers.

[Rockntractor]

My mom whooped me with a hair bush one time she had the bristles faceing the wrong way and I had a polka-dotted ass for two weeks after!

[Rockntractor]

It doesn't look like Bubba's going to show up. He is probably asleep in his chair with with his head forward and drool on his shirt. It's after nine!

[Shannon]

My mom whooped me with a hair bush one time she had the bristles faceing the wrong way and I had a polka-dotted ass for two weeks after!

My mother preferred the wooden spoon. She occasionally employed the broken ping pong paddle as well. We caught on to that rather quickly though and refused them as "gifts".

[Bubba Dawg]

It doesn't look like Bubba's going to show up. He is probably asleep in his chair with with his head forward and drool on his shirt. It's after nine!

I resemble that remark. We had company last night. Well, actually Fang, my mother-in-law, had company and I had to make nice. They were Baptists so I couldn't even get drunk. :(

Nice thread. I was, however, a very quiet child. I used to love to sit quietly in the den in front of a fire and watch the flames. I found it very relaxing. My parents objected though because we didn't have a fireplace.

[Dan D. Doty]

In a way that post told us more about the Moonbats then you can imagine.

When not in power, they become the spoiled little brat creating chaos and making people them around misable.

When in power they turn in the ultra strict parent who rules over every part and every second of our lives" you do what I say, that'e why!"

There no middle ground with them, no happy meidum.

Its the anarchist, or the tyrant.

[Bubba Dawg]

My mom whooped me with a hair bush one time she had the bristles faceing the wrong way and I had a polka-dotted ass for two weeks after!

did the polka dots go away? :p

[Rockntractor]

did the polka dots go away? :p

Finally!

[JB]

Recently, I went to a Buffet restaurant

That was your first mistake.