Subject: Obama rescued!
Three Kids Fishing
Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped,
fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the
kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid exclaimed, "I want to go to Disneyland!"
Obama answered, "No problem. I'll take you there on my Air force One
airplane."
The second kid cried, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 'S shoes!"
Obama replied, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign
them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV
and stereo headset!"
Obama was a little perplexed by this and remarked, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped ..."
The kid responded,
"I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass
from drowning!"
