Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,

God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it
was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never
held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against
me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come
and sit at my right.

Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''

He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."