A blonde policewoman pulls over a driver for speeding. She approaches the car and asks the driver, also a blonde woman, for her license and registration. The blonde driver rummages through her purse for several moments looking for her drivers license.
"Hurry up, Miss" says the officer, becoming impatient.
"Sorry, officer-" says the driver, "I can't' seem to find it. Could you tell me what it looks like?"
"Ma'am, your license is small, rectangular, and has a picture of you on it," replies the annoyed officer.
The blonde driver digs through her purse one last time, pulls out her make-up compact, opens it, and hands it to the officer.
"Here's my license," the driver says.
The blonde officer looks at the compact, hands it back to the driver and say, "Sorry, I didn't realize you were a cop, too. You can be on your way."