Thread: 3 quick laughs
#1 3 quick laughs08-26-2009, 04:11 PM
A man drowned in a vat at the brewery. When they tol dhis wife, she asked, "Did he suffer?" His companion replied, "No, he managed to get out and go to the men's room three times before he went under.
A judge glared at a drunk in the lineup and commented, "You've been popping up before me in this court regularly for over twenty years." The drunk answered, "Can I help it if you don't get promoted?"
A woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
"Does your dog bite?" she asks.
"No" is the reply.
A few moments later the dog bites her leg.
"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" the woman shrieks indignantly/
"He doesn't, that's not my dog.""I know bourbon gets better with age, because the older I get, the more I like it."
Booker Noe (1929-2004) master distiller and grandson of Jim Beam
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny."
Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC), Agamemnon
08-26-2009, 07:08 PM
A guy walks into a bar. He looks around and says, "Bartender: Drinks for everyone. I just had my first blow job." As the crowd cheers the bartender says, "That's great, Man! How was it?" "Okay," the man says, "but it tasted a little funny."The New Economy: Where the only real "shovel-ready project" is the one spreading BS.
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