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  1. #1 How Did He Do THAT??? 
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    Man cuts off own head with chainsaw after flat is earmarked to be bulldozed by developers

    A ‘vulnerable’ man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out of his home to make way for developers, police believe.

    David Phyall’s severed head was found beside the power tool inside his housing association flat shortly after receiving his eviction notice.

    Detectives were today investigating the possibility that the 58-year-old killed himself rather than leave his home of eight years.
    An ambulance service spokesman said: ‘We were called to an address in Bishopstoke to reports to a “concerns for welfare.”

    ‘A rapid response vehicle attended and a search found a patient had sustained serious injuries.
    There's an understatement.

    An inquest opened and adjourned by deputy central Hampshire coroner Simon Burge.

    It listed the possible cause of death of Mr Phyall as ‘complete transaction of the neck’ and ‘chainsaw wound to the neck.’
    Lots of comments. Is this one serious?
    Yet another tragic case of local government not taking sufficient trouble to investigate the last resident and thus setting off a chain reaction. Absolutely awful.
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    I was wondering about this myself. :eek:
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    This is how I'm going to off myself if I ever feel the need.


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    Okay, that's pretty funny. :D
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    Happy Tree Friends...gone wild! :eek::eek::eek:
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    In actual dollars, President Obama’s $4.4 trillion in deficit spending in just three years is 37 percent higher than the previous record of $3.2 trillion (held by President George W. Bush) in deficit spending for an entire presidency. It’s no small feat to demolish an 8-year record in just 3 years.

    Under Obama’s own projections, interest payments on the debt are on course to triple from 2010 (his first budgetary year) to 2018, climbing from $196 billion to $685 billion annually.
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    I wonder what was the last thing he saw. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    This is how I'm going to off myself if I ever feel the need.
    I think this works best with a tall building instead of a table. Also, buy a ton of candy and stuff yourself with it, then stuff as much as possible down your pants and shirt.

    It's like a pinata!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theophilus View Post
    I wonder what was the last thing he saw. :p
    *groan* Punny. Very punny.l
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