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  1. #1 Lisa Lampanelli: The most disgusting comic... 
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    I just tuned into to Comedy Central, and there's this whore named Lisa Lampanelli who is talking about nothing more than how she fantasizes and acts on wanting to be banged by black guys.. Look it up... For me, it's time for bed...


    After brushing my teeth and puking....
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    Quote Originally Posted by stsinner View Post
    I just tuned into to Comedy Central, and there's this whore named Lisa Lampanelli who is talking about nothing more than how she fantasizes and acts on wanting to be banged by black guys.. Look it up... For me, it's time for bed...


    After brushing my teeth and puking....
    lol thats her shtick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stsinner View Post
    I just tuned into to Comedy Central, and there's this whore named Lisa Lampanelli who is talking about nothing more than how she fantasizes and acts on wanting to be banged by black guys.. Look it up... For me, it's time for bed...


    After brushing my teeth and puking....
    Bit of advice. Puke first THEN brush teeth :D
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    I first saw her on Jeff Foxworthy's roast and she was hilarious. Then she had her own stand up routine on HBO IIRC and I had to turn it off because every 5 seconds she'd say, "My boyfriend, who's black...". It was like her whole routine was telling the world that her man is black. Who gives a fuck that a black guy, most likely blind, was the only person in the world who'd screw her.
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    She is vile!
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    She's never appealed to me. I've seen her a few times, and I don't mind coarseness if it's funny. She just isn't funny.
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    She has a video on Youtube where she hits Obama and then rips into Palin. Her line on Obama was "He's a black man who is just light enough to do a good job and show up on time. He's a man who wants change, he wants change. Just what America needs, another black guy asking us for change." :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlmostThere View Post
    She has a video on Youtube where she hits Obama and then rips into Palin. Her line on Obama was "He's a black man who is just light enough to do a good job and show up on time. He's a man who wants change, he wants change. Just what America needs, another black guy asking us for change." :D
    That's pretty funny, but I can do without all the talk about how she loves to bang black men and the bigger the better...
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    Fortunately, we have the option to avoid comics we don't like. That's why I switch the channel as fast as I can if I accidentally run into "Larry the Cable Guy".
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    (he was at a roast for Larry the cable guy) Warren sapp referred to her vag as a limo, it takes 8 black men has a leather interior and he came in it tonight. :D
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