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    Judge: Man dressed as penis must apologize

    By DENNIS YUSKO, Staff writer
    Last updated: 5:13 p.m., Wednesday, July 16, 2008

    SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man must make an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs for dressing as an inflatable 6-foot penis and then parading across SPAC's stage at the high school's graduation last month.

    Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates must also pay to have the letter published in the Saratogian newspaper as part of a City Court sentence that calls for him to pay $95 in court fees and perform 24 hours of community service. Morett had previously pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, a violation.

    The sentence draws the curtain on Morett's case. His appearance at the June 26 graduation at Saratoga Performing Arts Center caused, a stir and a video of the incident later appeared on YouTube.
    The community service should include having him decked out in his penis costume as passers-by ridicule him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    The community service should include having him decked out in his penis costume as passers-by ridicule him.

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    hell that was funny!
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    hell that was funny!
    Not if your grandma was sitting in the audience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Not if your grandma was sitting in the audience.
    true, but it was still funny as hell.
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    Some of the headlines on Google news search are "ginger worthy":D
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    Meh. These people should go to Japan for a penetrating education.

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    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Not if your grandma was sitting in the audience.
    Obviously you don't know my grandma.
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    Judge Wants Proper Service In Actor's Penis, Mousetrap Lawsuit

    LOS ANGELES -- An actor will have to properly serve several celebrities with a lawsuit if he wants to continue with litigation claiming he was hurt during a DVD promotion on a radio show, a judge ruled Wednesday.

    Perry Caravello filed the $10.5 million lawsuit May 31 in Los Angeles Superior Court, asserting he was injured when tricked into putting his penis in a mousetrap on Sept. 27, 2006. He is alleging fraud and negligence, and is seeking an accounting of fees.

    But Jimmy Kimmel, his show's warm-up comedian, Don Barris, and KLSX-FM (97.1) radio host Adam Carolla all maintain in declarations filed in connection with the suit that they were never served with a proper summons. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Judith C. Chirlin granted their motion to find that service was insufficient, but urged their attorneys to not make service an obstacle to the plaintiff.

    "I wouldn't really expect that somebody like Kimmel and Carolla are out there where somebody could find them," Chirlin said. "I suppose you could go hang out at "Dancing With the Stars" if Mr. Kimmel lasts there long."

    Chirlin set a status conference in the case for May 22.

    According to declarations submitted to the court by Kimmel and Barris, the attempted service consisted of leaving a copy of the lawsuit with a receptionist at the El Capitan Theatre, where "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" is filmed.

    "The receptionist at "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" is not authorized to accept process on my behalf," both Kimmel and Barris state in their declarations.

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