Update: Olympic Committee (IOC) resume counting lost votes

An ACORN worker found a box of uncounted ballots in the trunk of her car. Stay tuned.

Our sources verified the existence of several empty boxes at the IOC headquarters with a return address in Chicago but were unable to confirm that the votes arrived in these containers.

A very upset Secretary of the Treasury Timothy F. Geithner announce that since the IOC got $1 billion in stimulus money, they should have awarded Chicago the Olympics.