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  1. #1 Some D@mn Fine Obama Jokes... 
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    Some D@mn Fine Obama Jokes...

    - Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?

    A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

    - Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?

    A: It stands between him and the First.

    - Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?

    A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

    - Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?

    A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

    - Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

    A: A fund raiser.

    - Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

    A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

    - Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?

    A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

    - Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?

    A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.

    - Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?

    A: America!!

    - Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!

    - Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"

    - No one wants to see GM’s new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!

    - The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. Would...25 to life be appropriate
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    Good ones Moo!


    Barack Obama is an old Kenyan word for Jimmy Carter.

    Why doesn't Obama pray?

    It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed


    Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"


    Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
    A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

    Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
    A. It was ours.

    Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
    A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
    A: Barack Obama.


    Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Brain tumor.

    Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because Jimmy didn't want to be the worst President in history.

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Good ones Moo!


    Barack Obama is an old Kenyan word for Jimmy Carter.

    Why doesn't Obama pray?

    It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed


    Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"


    Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
    A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

    Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
    A. It was ours.

    Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
    A. He thought Barry sounded too American.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
    A: Barack Obama.


    Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Brain tumor.

    Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because Jimmy didn't want to be the worst President in history.
    Yours are better than mine !
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