Cigarettes, dry-cleaning solvent, radon, lead paint, asbestos, DDT, mercury fillings, tuna that's all old news.
Now we got smoking bans, and not just in California. Even Europeans are catching on.
We got alternative dry cleaners. We got radon abatement. We got lead-free paint. It starts fading and chipping the day after it dries, but that's beside the point.
We got rid of that bad, evil asbestos. Of course, it's still in lots of homes in that bane of 1970s-era decor popcorn ceilings. But if you're thinking of removing it yourself, you'd better get it tested first.
On second thought, you'd better not get it tested or you'll have to - CONTINUED . . . .