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    >>An 85-year-old couple had been married for 60 years.. Though they
    >>were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched
    >>their pennies.
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    >>Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due
    >>to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
    >>One day their good health didn't help when they went on a rare
    >>vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
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    >>They reached the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter escorted them
    >>inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion furnished in gold and
    >>fine silks with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the
    >>master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite
    >>clothes in the closet.
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    >> They gasped in astonishment when he said, "Welcome to
    >> Heaven. This will be your home now."
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    >>The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to
    >>cost. "Why, nothing," Peter replied, "Remember, this is your
    >>reward in Heaven."
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    > The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a
    > championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever
    > built on Earth.
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    > "What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.
    >"This is heaven," St. Peter replied. "You play for free, every day...."
    >
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    >Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch
    >with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them from seafood to
    >steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
    >
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    > "Don't even ask," said St. Peter to the man. "This is Heaven,
    > it is all free for you to enjoy."
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    > The old man looked around and glanced nervously at
    > his wife. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods
    > and the decaffeinated tea?" he asked.
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    >"That's the best part," St. Peter replied. "You can eat and drink
    >as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat
    >or sick. This is Heaven!'
    >
    >The old man pushed, "No gym to work out at?"
    >"Not unless you want to," was the answer.
    >"No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...."
    >"Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself."
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    >[]
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    >The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your darn bran flakes.
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    >We could have been here 10 years ago!"
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    Cute and I eat my bran flakes every day. :)
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