Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1 Public School Teacher Arrested in New York 
    Senior Member LibraryLady's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Public School Teacher Arrested in New York

    NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
    Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight
    while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide
    rule and a calculator..

    At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he
    believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.

    He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
    carrying weapons of math instruction.

    "Al-gebra is a problem for us," the AG said. "They desire solutions
    by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
    absolute values."

    "They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y', and refer to
    themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to
    a common denominator, the axis of medieval with coordinates in every

    As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides
    to every triangle."

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God
    had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would
    have given us more fingers and toes."
    Reply With Quote  

  2. #2  
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Okay, that's funny. :D
    Reply With Quote  

Posting Permissions
  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts