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  1. #1 WOMAN'S POEM, A MAN'S POEM for Linda ! 
    An Adversary of Linda #'s
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    WOMAN'S POEM

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.


    MAN'S POEM

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store on a golf course.
    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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    Bwahahahahahaha!
    They're not people, they're hippies!! -Cartman

    It is nothing against you to fall down flat, but to lie there - that's disgrace
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