Thread: Bar Food
#1 Bar Food11-05-2009, 11:16 AM
A biker rolls into a saloon in the middle of nowhere.
He notices a sign above the bar that reads:
Cold Beer $2.00
Cheese Burger $3.50
He notices the smokin' hot barmaid and motions for her to come over.
"Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" he asks?
She replies with a knowing smile, "Why yes... yes, I am."
He leans in close to her and whispers in her ear, "Then go wash your fuckin' hands, cuz I want a cheese burger!""Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people.
It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." -- John Adams
11-05-2009, 11:23 AM
I don't care who y'are, dat funny right dair.I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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