A biker rolls into a saloon in the middle of nowhere.
He notices a sign above the bar that reads:
Cold Beer $2.00
Cheese Burger $3.50
He notices the smokin' hot barmaid and motions for her to come over.
"Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" he asks?
She replies with a knowing smile, "Why yes... yes, I am."
He leans in close to her and whispers in her ear, "Then go wash your fuckin' hands, cuz I want a cheese burger!"