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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D

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    JanusAscending (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-06-09 09:34 PM

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    OK....calling all of our Psychics!!!As many of you may know, I've been having problems with dry mouth and dry eyes, following a case of oral Thrush. I've been to three Dr.'s, two of them specialists, and so far they have no answers for me. Something happened just before all of my problems began, and it's been weighing on my mind ever since. I haven't mentioned it to another soul yet, because I was worried people would think I was crazy. I am a client of our local food pantry, and once a month I go in and supplement my pantry with dry goods they offer. Just before all of my problems started, I had stocked up, and one of the items I chose was Banana flavored Cheerios. I love them, I've purchased them before, so I was excited to find them. Thing is, when I got them home, I noticed they they had been opened already, and someone scotch taped the inner package closed. An inner voice said to me "it isn't wise to eat opened food", but then my reasoning kicked in, and I thought, who would tamper with food intended for poor,elderly people??? I was hungry, so I poured myself a bowl. They instantly caused a burning sensation in my mouth, but I finished the bowl. I however never ate any more, and still have the remainder of the box. When I went to my Dr. the first time regarding my problems, I told him my mouth felt like someone had poisoned me, and that my mouth burned and everything tasted "metallic". He looked at me funny and said"poisoned"??? like I was nuts!! It was at that first examination he diagnosed Thrush, so I chalked it up to my imagination. Does anyone get the feeling that perhaps that cereal had been tampered with, and if so, how do I report it without coming off as a paranoid lunatic? What kind of labs could test the remaining cereal to see if it was??? I'm at my wits end here, and tired of playing my own detective. I just want some answers, and to be able to taste my food, and eat without my tongue feeling like it's on fire!!! Anyone who can HELP, please....I'm desperate!!! JA
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    Thank you, Anusascending! I will never eat banana flavored cheerios! At first I thought it was calling all psychos!

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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Thank you, Anusascending! I will never eat banana flavored cheerios! At first I thought it was calling all psychos!

    This is a moonbat of the first rank!
    She signed the thread JA...JackAss???? :D I think that's really a bijou mole.
    No one could be that stupid in real life.
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    OMG
    these people can't get a simple everyday run of the mill condition without it being a PLOT TO GET THEM
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    She has seen three doctors for dry mouth????????

    But needs free food?????
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    Why would you have to call out all psychics? if they are psychic wouldn't they already know?
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    I have never heard of bananna flavored cherios.

    If her mouth burned at the first bite then why the heck did she eat the whole bowl?

    This idiot will be getting the Darwin Award very soon I'm sure. What a dumbass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobJohnson View Post
    She has seen three doctors for dry mouth????????

    But needs free food?????
    Sounds like diabetes.

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    After consulting the spirit guides I find that she is suffering from a mild combination of Pitt's Syndrome and Lady Hawks' Disease known by their more common names of Attention Whore and Oh Pity Me.

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    Natural selection at it's finest folks.
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