#1 OK....calling all of our Psychics!!!11-07-2009, 10:32 PM
Every once in a while I remember some real gems that bijou finds
in the DUmp Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group.
Tonight, I was not disappointed. Teh Stupid here is mind numbing.
DUmmies, you wonder why we laugh at you??? Here is but one of
JanusAscending (1000+ posts) Fri Nov-06-09 09:34 PM
OK....calling all of our Psychics!!!As many of you may know, I've been having problems with dry mouth and dry eyes, following a case of oral Thrush. I've been to three Dr.'s, two of them specialists, and so far they have no answers for me. Something happened just before all of my problems began, and it's been weighing on my mind ever since. I haven't mentioned it to another soul yet, because I was worried people would think I was crazy. I am a client of our local food pantry, and once a month I go in and supplement my pantry with dry goods they offer. Just before all of my problems started, I had stocked up, and one of the items I chose was Banana flavored Cheerios. I love them, I've purchased them before, so I was excited to find them. Thing is, when I got them home, I noticed they they had been opened already, and someone scotch taped the inner package closed. An inner voice said to me "it isn't wise to eat opened food", but then my reasoning kicked in, and I thought, who would tamper with food intended for poor,elderly people??? I was hungry, so I poured myself a bowl. They instantly caused a burning sensation in my mouth, but I finished the bowl. I however never ate any more, and still have the remainder of the box. When I went to my Dr. the first time regarding my problems, I told him my mouth felt like someone had poisoned me, and that my mouth burned and everything tasted "metallic". He looked at me funny and said"poisoned"??? like I was nuts!! It was at that first examination he diagnosed Thrush, so I chalked it up to my imagination. Does anyone get the feeling that perhaps that cereal had been tampered with, and if so, how do I report it without coming off as a paranoid lunatic? What kind of labs could test the remaining cereal to see if it was??? I'm at my wits end here, and tired of playing my own detective. I just want some answers, and to be able to taste my food, and eat without my tongue feeling like it's on fire!!! Anyone who can HELP, please....I'm desperate!!! JAMay the FORCE be with you!
11-07-2009, 10:51 PM
Thank you, Anusascending! I will never eat banana flavored cheerios! At first I thought it was calling all psychos!
This is a moonbat of the first rank!
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11-07-2009, 11:26 PM
these people can't get a simple everyday run of the mill condition without it being a PLOT TO GET THEM
Its got to be tough to be so dang important...I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
11-08-2009, 12:05 AM
She has seen three doctors for dry mouth????????
But needs free food?????
11-08-2009, 12:08 AM
Why would you have to call out all psychics? if they are psychic wouldn't they already know?
11-08-2009, 07:10 AM
I have never heard of bananna flavored cherios.
If her mouth burned at the first bite then why the heck did she eat the whole bowl?
This idiot will be getting the Darwin Award very soon I'm sure. What a dumbass.If leftists didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.
11-08-2009, 07:52 AM
After consulting the spirit guides I find that she is suffering from a mild combination of Pitt's Syndrome and Lady Hawks' Disease known by their more common names of Attention Whore and Oh Pity Me.
I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.C. S. Lewis
11-08-2009, 08:24 AM
Natural selection at it's finest folks.
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