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  1. #1 Free silver penis implants for all Cubans 
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    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...-23109,00.html

    CUBA'S government has offered its first free penis implants, part of a program set to be expanded across the communist island, an official newspaper reported.

    It is likely not what Karl Marx had in mind when he imagined a society transformed "from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs'', but Juventud Rebelde reported the silicon and silver penis implants were set to become more common.

    Men in seven Cuban provinces will be eligible for the procedure, which urologist Juan Carlos Yip boasted was normally "exclusive to first-world countries and at a high cost".

    "It will be carried out in patients whose sexual suffering does not respond positively to traditional treatments,'' he said.

    The over-40s and those with diabetes or circulation problems are set to be first in line
    Oookay.....:eek:
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    This is also a feature of Obamacare. Silver coins will be melted down and utilized so that people can feel the change.......
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    Are these going to be like silver cigar tubes to carry your willy around in ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Are these going to be like silver cigar tubes to carry your willy around in ?
    willy? :D
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    The more silver used in pecker implants the better. I own a shit pot full of silver and with additional uses of silver my coins will jump that much in value. I finally found something a Commie is good for. Would not be surprised if silver jumped from $18.50 an ounce to $40 in the next year or two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    This is also a feature of Obamacare. Silver coins will be melted down and utilized so that people can feel the change.......
    Dude, that was just wrong. LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Dude, that was just wrong. LOL!
    I'm on a roll.....
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    willy? :D
    Herbie?
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